I forgot how?
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+Tooterfish
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Re: I forgot how?
Begin with a pair of cool pants.
Be sure that the zipper faces forward, that is the direction your penis (if you have one of those) should be.
Next, while holding the pants upright, with the zipper half on top, place the right foot into the right tube until your foot emerges from the bottom of the tube.
CAUTION: DO NOT LOSE BALANCE FUCKER
Repeat with the LEFT foot by guiding it through the LEFT tube until your LEFT foot emerges.
Next, pull the pants up above your waistline, and fasten the button, located above the zipper.
Guide zipper apparatus vertically until closed.
Hope this helps, let me know if you have any questions.
Be sure that the zipper faces forward, that is the direction your penis (if you have one of those) should be.
Next, while holding the pants upright, with the zipper half on top, place the right foot into the right tube until your foot emerges from the bottom of the tube.
CAUTION: DO NOT LOSE BALANCE FUCKER
Repeat with the LEFT foot by guiding it through the LEFT tube until your LEFT foot emerges.
Next, pull the pants up above your waistline, and fasten the button, located above the zipper.
Guide zipper apparatus vertically until closed.
Hope this helps, let me know if you have any questions.
Last edited by +Tooterfish on Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:22 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Re: I forgot how?
I tried to follow your directions but I ended up half nude crying on the floor....maybe im too stupid to wear pants....these skirts just seem so much easier 
