Sympathetic Nurse
Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:35 pm
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I have never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his pants, revealing the smallest penis the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. Feeling very badly that she laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I'm so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
She ran out of the room.
"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his pants, revealing the smallest penis the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. Feeling very badly that she laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I'm so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
She ran out of the room.