Swag's Application (Updated 10.22.2012)

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Swag
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Swag's Application (Updated 10.22.2012)

Post by Swag »

Here is my updated Application using the new standard format.

I included my original application located at the bottom of this post.

Player Name : Swag

Age: 37

Sex: Male

What time of the day do you normally play? (Be specific if possible, including time zones):

I play early morning hours (5 - 6 AM sometimes no one is on, 8 - 9 AM and at times 12 - 2 PM; evenings too, mostly between 6 & 9 PM (PST) Mon-Fri . On the weekend I play throughout the day.

Are you in any other clans?:


NO!

How long have you been playing in our server?:


Since June of 2010 as Bacon Bitz. These past 12 to 13 months as SWAG! (give or take a few)

Do you have a reserved slot or fall into an exception category?:

Yes I have a reserved slot, expiration date is March 25, 2013.

Do you use your mic in the server?:

Yes - I use my mic as much as possible, especially after a few members mentioned that I’m too quit. I also help enforce the rules when applicable.

Tell us in your own words why you want to join our clan:

10 reasons why I like this server:


1. All of you are mawfawkers!
2. I done did all your moms, so it’s only natural that I’m fond of every one of you.
3. I hate other brothels.
4. There is only one BKW!
5. No bullshit play is acceptable on this fucking server.
6. I can say fuck, shit, suck balls, I did your mom, and any other tactful obscenity I can ponder-up.
7. I get to kill KS!
8. I have a reserved slot, so I never have an issue connecting to the server.
9. I feel like Norm from cheers, except that I’m greeted with a head shot instead of a beer!
10. The witty banter amongst the fellow DOD-ers.


Other Comments:

I don’t play on any other server and when I do (its been a while, not sure how long) I feel like a cheating whore with another servers stank on me…hahaha!. One of my many goals in life is to become a Blitz Fucking WHORE!!!!


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Swag on....

Hijo De Puta












Player name: Swag

Age: 37

What time of the day do you normally play: Mornings, mid-day and evenings.

10 reasons why I like this server:

1. All of you are mawfawkers!
2. I done did all your moms, so it’s only natural that I’m fond of every one of you.
3. I hate other brothels.
4. There is only one BKW!
5. No bullshit play is acceptable on this fucking server.
6. I can say fuck, shit, suck balls, I did your mom, and any other tactful obscenity I can ponder-up.
7. I get to kill KS!
8. I have a reserved slot, so I never have an issue connecting to the server.
9. I feel like Norm from cheers, except that I’m greeted with a head shot instead of a beer!
10. The witty banter amongst the fellow DOD-ers.

Games you play: DOD

Well that's all folks.

~ Swag 8-)
Last edited by Swag on Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:59 am, edited 7 times in total.
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you've been around forever, but don't really hear you on the mic. Would like to hear more from you before I vote
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I love your reasons for wanting to be a whore how long have you been here? Who is your sponsor?
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@ Frosty,
I agree with you, at first I wasn't to mic friendly but these past couple months I’ve been way more vocal, chatting with members and other players. I also help enforce the rules with newbees and assholes too. The next time we're on together I’ll be sure to reach out to you in an effort to bridge the gap. See you online soon!

@ Ztluhcs,
I’ve been on and off these past couple of years. My online presence is more noticeable these past eight months with continuous play, almost every day. I don't have an official sponsor, but I chatted with a few members and admins during game play and the consensus was that I should apply. I’ve met you online numerous times, I know your pc is down right now, so hopefully you get it fixed soon so we can shoot a few mawfawkers together or each other!


Let me know if you need more info fella’s…later!
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Have seen him on quite a few times. Starting to use mic more. Good player. Give it some time Swag so that more admins can get to know you. And when its time you will have my vote. :think:
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Sounds good.

See you in-game.
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Leave the mothers alone! your name is remembered and my senses tell me your a silent sniper i could be wrong.. so just know that you're hated P

Goodluck with your application.
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Its all In fun!!!! And I don't like snipers! I try to hunt them down and donkey punch'em..hahaha

Thanks, I hope to be a whore soon, wait I am whore just not a BKW...fingers crossed!

See you in-game.
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Swag baby! yea speak up fucker! I hear swag all the time when im killing him, saying damn pitbull, fuck, shit! Speak up more Swag, so the other admins can hear you, like i do! It's a yes for me!
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I've been talking so much masa this past month my own mama disowned me. So whats the next step? Tag me up mawfawkers!
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Re: Swag's Application (Updated 10.22.2012)

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What up Whores, its been a minute since I played and posted on the board. To bring ya up to speed, my daughter was born two weeks and the new gig is rockin' between the two I've had little to no time to play. Anyways, just wanted to say hello and Ill see you online!

Cheers,

Swag
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Swag wrote:I've been talking so much masa this past month my own mama disowned me. So whats the next step? Tag me up mawfawkers!
:clap: :clap: :dance: :dance: He is cool in my book.. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :roll: :lol:
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ChickenBong wrote:
Swag wrote:I've been talking so much masa this past month my own mama disowned me. So whats the next step? Tag me up mawfawkers!
:clap: :clap: :dance: :dance: He is cool in my book.. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :roll: :lol:
:clap: :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: Swag's Application (Updated 10.22.2012)

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He's a pretty cool guy and has been a donator for a while now. Tag him up. :dance:
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Re: Swag's Application (Updated 10.22.2012)

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well that's three Uber's So next step.. :clap: :clap: :dance: :dance: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :roll:
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Re: Swag's Application (Updated 10.22.2012)

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Re: Swag's Application (Updated 10.22.2012)

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Frostbite wrote:as you have 3 seniors with a thumbs up:

:twisted: APPROVED :twisted:
¦ вlϊтz ® (Add this to the end of you pseudonym :twisted: )
To do this go to your friends list and open your control panel.

Please Add the following Admins to your friends list DeUltimaPunisher, Tommy2Fingers, Strider, Schultz, Mongo, Jesus, Chickenbong, Dirtbox, bmh, Frosty, and hypra. Please send your Steam ID, email, and preferred login name To hypra so you can be added to the books. Then add the rest of the Blitz members to your friends list so we can be a big bunch of Whores. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: Swag's Application (Updated 10.22.2012)

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This is so fucking awesome!!!!!

As requested, I sent Hypra my info. See you online.

Cheers,
Swag
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Re: Swag's Application (Updated 10.22.2012)

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Congrats on the tag! :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Swag's Application (Updated 10.22.2012)

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Commence the "Hazing". Cheers Live
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