Whore House

Post by **Liveandletdie** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:44 pm

A travelling salesman walks into a Whorehouse in Texas and slaps $500.00 down on the counter and says to the Madam.."I want the ugliest whore you got and a Balogna Sandwich"..The Madam looks at him and says "For that kind of money you can have our finest lady and a Prime Rib Dinner. The guy looks at her and says "I ain't Horny"..."I'm Homesick"..