fun day

[Coupon]

Got my marriage License today and two new tattoos. pretty good day.

[Mongo]

They allow same sex marriage where you live?

[Coupon]

They allow same sex marriage where you live?

nope, we can't all be as lucky as you

[Kriegs<>Schwein]

are you going to have a stag party ?

[KILLERCHICK]

Well congrats and enjoy your marriage mine didn't work out :doh:

[Mongo]

Don't have kids, if you do decide wait at least 5 years.
Have seperate bank accounts
Randomly get her flowers for no reason
Clean up after yourself and you should be fine.

[bmh]

Putting the seat down helps too.


Oh, and don't let her know about your other girlfriends.

[Mongo]

Putting the seat down helps too.


Oh, and don't let her know about your other girlfriends.

That seat thing is BS. She has arms. Make he keep the seat up. She complains then piss on the seat. I hate bitches that whine about that shit. We have dogs so we have to put the seat and lid down.
Men should be bitching about their pussies eating all the damn toilet paper.

[Sarge]

hah the seat thing is bs period. before i moved out during college, living with my mom & sister, i got bitched at for leaving the seat up...and then bitched at for leaving the lid down over the seat...it's a lose-lose situation for any guy.

[jborne6983]

Men should be bitching about their pussies eating all the damn toilet paper.

Well said!!