ARTIE-SHAW MAKES A GRAB FOR POWER.. Or How I Learned to stop worrying and love the bomb

[ARTIE-SHAW]

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Player name: ARTIE-SHAW

Age:46

Sex:XY

What time of the day do you normally play? (Be specific if possible, including timezones): 10pm-4am Central

Are you in any other clans?: No

How long have you been playing in our server?: About 8 Inches

Do you have a reserved slot or fall into an exception category?: Reserved, For her pleasure

Do you use your mic in the server?: Yes, I'm VERY annoying...

Tell us in your own words why you want to join our clan: I want to play sound clips and freeze spawn killers..... and ,, I wanna be a real boy.

Other Comments: All Kidding aside, I would be fair And judicious if I have to. I Consider it solemn honor to Make decisions for the clan [bans, map changes, policing etc..] Plus I've never been in a clan before, I hear it hurts at first but feels good after a while.
..And you're my online Family
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[Johnny Tapia]

Yes

[bmh]

[Ruin]

Tag that older than me sucker up.

[Johnny Tapia]

APPROVED!!!

¦ вlϊтz ® (Add this to the end of your pseudonym)

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DeUltimaPunisher
ZtluhcS (Schultz)
The Jesus
bmh
Frosty (Frostbite)
Captain Asshole
Crypt-keeper
Hypra
Cpl_Caje
Ruin
Johnny Tapia
Dirtbox

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[ARTIE-SHAW]

MMurkay,, Got everybody but ** BMH * friended. [looks into the distance] "it was not meant to be..." ( I couldn't find the [redacted]Distinguished Gentleman). submitted to member group. went to the potty..

[bmh]

Everything else is done but we still need an email address for you so we can enter it into the system. You should have access to the Blitz members Only section of the forum now.