Fast on your feet eh?

[Liveandletdie]

A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, “Some asshole wants to buy a half a head of lettuce.” As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, “and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half.” The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.

Later the manager found the boy and said “I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?”

“Canada, sir,” the boy replied.

“Well, why did you leave Canada?” the manager asked.

The boy said, “Sir, there’s nothing but whores and hockey players up there.”

“Really!” said the manager. “My wife is from Canada!”

The boy replied, “No shit??? What team did she play for?”

[Frostbite]

haha nice.

[Torched]

Very funny, I think most hockey players are whores also though.

[Frostbite]

Very funny, I think most hockey players are whores also though.

why thank you torched

[ZERO604]

hahahahha fack i made the mistake of reading this in class. good shit, that was funny

[DeUltimaPunisher]

LMFAO! That got a good laugh out of me, but I told my wife and she just didn't get it, that made me laugh again.