Blitzkrieg Whores 18

Hey, folks. I've been playing in BKW long enough, I thought, why the fuck not. I want in. Please present the list of blowjobs I will need to give, in alphabetical order.

• Player name: Elix
• Age: 28
• What time of the day do you normally play?: Daytime, evening, way past my bedtime. I'm located in GMT-0800, PST, same as the server. My work sched is Tues-Sat, and if I'm being good, I should be in bed by 11. Sun-Mon, any fucking time is possible.
• Why you want to join: BKW's the fucking best DoD server known to mankind. Need I say more?

Note: My usual Steam name is Elix [=ORISON=] -- that is NOT a clan tag. orison is an archaic English word for "prayer" and is just a nifty word I put in because it's so unique. I could take it out, but if it fits I'd like to keep it. If I'm invited, we can obviously work this out.

Oh, and, extra note, I'm not particularly religious in any organized way, nor am I pushing any sort of agenda by having 'orison' up there. It's a nifty, archaic word, and it sounds like it could be a name.

Welcome to the Boards Elix Good to see you made it..Great to play with you. You would make a good addition to the team. :devil

Do you have a mic?

I've played a couple games with this guy, doesn't seem to be annoying like most of the fucktards that come to the server, He has my vote!

Unless he doesn't use a mic, then HE DON't GET SHIT YO!

I've got two mics. Obviously, only one in use at a time. Other one's a fancier broadcast-type mic with a pop filter and shit, but it's not plugged in because the preamp tool (so people can actually hear me) isn't available for Windows 7 yet.

I actually had an account on the old boards, too, Shultzy, but I just didn't post any. Dunno why. But I saw the new forums and decided, well, why not.

seen him in game and seems like a pretty good guy. Just should use his mic a bit more - haven't heard him talk other than acknowledging if someone said good shot.

I reconised him after today's game! He likes to tell people what to do ... like if dipshits are shooting into or out of spawn...ahah

Sometimes I'm talkative, sometimes not. Sometimes I won't shut up just to piss off Shultz

Every so often I play while on a Skype call, and in that case I won't really be talking at all since it'll also broadcast into Skype and the people I'm talking to probably would have a problem with being called proning sluts. Can't imagine why...

I tend to remind people of the rules, since, well... they're the fucking rules. But, I don't threaten people with kicking/banning/etc., because I'm not an admin. I leave that for the admin.

That's a good thing.

hmm... guess I find you when you're on skype.

guess i gotta go on at other times. Then you can actually respond when I shoot you

Elix wrote: But, I don't threaten people with kicking/banning/etc., because I'm not an admin. I leave that for the admin.

...I'm NOT an admin and I do!

COUGAR_BAIT wrote:

Elix wrote: But, I don't threaten people with kicking/banning/etc., because I'm not an admin. I leave that for the admin.

...I'm NOT an admin and I do!

Well, I'm also not blitz (yet, if I get invited). If I actually had the tag, that'd be different.

Elix rocks, he has my thumbs up

the past couple days I've noticed he's really been helping out the admins (tells us who is shooting out of spawn, etc...) and has been chatting with us.

Thumbs up from me!! :dance:

Elix is a good guy.
Thumbs up from me.

Raoul

haha, yeah, i've heard him helping out the admins with the rules before, and he's a funny guy to boot

i say tag this bitch up

o, and seeing as how no one else has taken advantage of the bonuses that come with your app , i guess i'll go ahead and be first in line

so, to start out the list:

#1: bubbles

bubbles wrote:o, and seeing as how no one else has taken advantage of the bonuses that come with your app , i guess i'll go ahead and be first in line

so, to start out the list:

#1: bubbles

what are you talking about?

Frostbite wrote:

bubbles wrote:o, and seeing as how no one else has taken advantage of the bonuses that come with your app , i guess i'll go ahead and be first in line

so, to start out the list:

#1: bubbles

what are you talking about?

Fuck. I was hoping nobody would notice. bubbles is talking about this:

Elix wrote:Please present the list of blowjobs I will need to give, in alphabetical order.

aha... got it.

#2 Cougar_Bait!!

#3-Rabb.....Cougar you always were a sloppy second.

Oh, fuck me.

Elix wrote:Oh, fuck me.

not yet, but soon!

Good dude has my approval :devil:

Youuu talkin to me? <--- my best wiseguy voice

COUGAR_BAIT wrote:Do you have a mic?

I've played a couple games with this guy, doesn't seem to be annoying like most of the fucktards that come to the server, He has my vote!

Unless he doesn't use a mic, then HE DON't GET SHIT YO!

HavocStyles wrote:Youuu talkin to me? <--- my best wiseguy voice

This is my thread, not yours, Styles. Although... maybe he was. :dance:

LOL no jack here brother it's all yours just trying to be a smart ass heh

Going to jump on if your on btw!

Elix wrote:

HavocStyles wrote:Youuu talkin to me? <--- my best wiseguy voice

This is my thread, not yours, Styles. Although... maybe he was. :dance:

Like the Guy .... LOL he's got a sense of humor still laughing my ass off [ errrr... wait wait maybe he wasn't meaning to be funny =;) ] anywayyyyyy even though my voice means shite just my two cents.... =)

errrrr maybe one cent yeah......

HavocStyles wrote:LOL no jack here brother it's all yours just trying to be a smart ass heh

Going to jump on if your on btw!

Elix wrote:

HavocStyles wrote:Youuu talkin to me? <--- my best wiseguy voice

This is my thread, not yours, Styles. Although... maybe he was.

Elix wrote:

don't touch me there! hhe =)

Your my boy BLUE , (ELIX) hehe. Absolutely has my vote.