Blitzkrieg Whores 18

YO YO It's RUSLAN , I wanna be a member, I only play on this server and I've played for a while , You need a Russian on your team Chick is my referral, Thanks! home to hear from you guys! THANKS!!!

Chicken Bong is his sponsor. I give him a yes vote too. He has been playing here for a long time and is a good guy and has a mic.

tell me a joke

I play with this guy often. He is cool, obeys the rules, and cool to joke around with. :dance:

Yo Hypra here is a joke , just for you man!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!

LOL rue an was that a joke or a story about your life. Give him a tag captain America.

i've heard that one...bro... tell me another.




no funny no honey

lol okay fine!! here is another one;

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.

Now that was funny ruslan can you translate that into Russian lol give him a tag captain America (Hypra)

http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/Miscell ... r-cat.html

tell me a joke i cant google

lol this guy is a cool cat

Hypra is giving me a hard time! I think you can google any jokes these days. I know a bounch of racist jokes, but then i would be breaking the rules How about this one ; 2 tomatoes are falling off the empire state bulding , the first one asks the other tomato whats your name? the tomato goes ptttttttttttttt(SPLAT) and your name? SPLAT SPLAT (thats the sound of them crashing into the ground). thats what happens when I use Yahoo for funny jokes lol, better stick with google

BkW // ZtluhcS =HH= wrote: LOL rue an was that a joke or a story about your life. Give him a tag captain America.

its a little bit of both! n Why captain amercia?

Hypra is Captain America. He made a cool shield a while back and the nickname from Shultz has stuck with him since.

So whats the verdict? am I in or am I out

Sup to Hypra ?

BkW // ZtluhcS =HH= wrote:Sup to Hypra ?

come on Hypra tag him up...

Why is it locked with no decision posted?