Blitzkrieg Whores 18

hello my name is joe you may no me as sostoned424,im a male age 33. i live in oregon city oregon i love guns guitars and japanese swords and i restore all three thats how i make a meager living. i play late at night till the sun comes up 10pm till 5am west coast time.i have ben playing on blitz for about 7 months.i have made a 5.00 dollar donation for a reserved slot.im not in any other clans.i use the mic as needed.and i follow all the rules and have never ben banned.i love blitz it is hands down the best dods server because of the quality of the people who play hear!,and i would realey like to be a part of it....well that is my pitch......and thanks for your time and concideration....sry about the spelling

and beazer is my sponsor

I've played a lot of hours with this guy. He obeys the rules, adds a lot of fun to the convos and game, and a good chap. He's also on a lot at night when sometimes we have no other admins on. I vote yes! :dance: :dance:

Real good guy. Yes.

Cool & easy going.. however you steal my moves.. so in compensation please send me guitars guns and Japanese swords. wahh wahh

Can't wait to kill you

hrrm.... he seems nice... but can he safety dance?! caus i cant
apparently i can only danger dance

I have some serious issues with this guy because:

A - He displays some highly questionable sprays (you know which ones sostoned)

B - Beazer sponsored him

wahh wahh wahhhhhhhh

whaaa wah wahhhaaaa

Don't listen to him sostoned, your hairy boob sprays are wunderbar!

One-Eye Ernie wrote:I have some serious issues with this guy because:

Beazer sponsored him

I'm with Ernie

Don't make me put you back in your cage, monkey!

beazer is a stand up guy.........and fine no more ugly girl sprays........altho its funny as hell to hear the reactions to them

I think you have conformed to the polished titty sprays now..

How original you stinky pigeon. your not special anymore... you've just gained or lost 100 pounds in my head for some reason you foam at the mouth and you've lost your good looks. I'm so disappointed! u had spunk with your ugly ass sprays.... So, in loving memory of the man you once were i might have to bring out the ugly ass sprays now myself.. although i'm enjoying harassing camped players a little to much with my man spray

Beazer is a guy that bends also.

your right ... so im going to find the worst ugly sprays ever and spray them all over the walls

Oh great....

Milk, you CRAZY BITCH, what the fuck is wrong with you? Sostoned, listen, Milk is nobody important in this clan, of course, neither am I. Sostoned, consider Milk's fucked up logic. She says she has no respect for you because you'll change and put up "correct and righteous" pics over the "ugly" pics but yet she puts up good looking "stud" guys pics. (BTW Milk, you still haven't explained where you got those pics of me) Don't give into this MANipulation brother, this is typical of the crazy shit women do to control us. In your heart of hearts, you know whats right. We all come home from a long and hard days work and we log on to Blitz for fun and we see some disturbing pic of some poor chick who wasn't blessed with better assets. All that does is make both of us feel bad, the chick in the pic and me. We're supposed to uplift each other my potential future Blitz brother. WHORE ON!!!!!

One-Eye Ernie wrote:Milk, you CRAZY BITCH, what the fuck is wrong with you? Sostoned, listen, Milk is nobody important in this clan, of course, neither am I. Sostoned, consider Milk's fucked up logic. She says she has no respect for you because you'll change and put up "correct and righteous" pics over the "ugly" pics but yet she puts up good looking "stud" guys pics. (BTW Milk, you still haven't explained where you got those pics of me) Don't give into this MANipulation brother, this is typical of the crazy shit women do to control us. In your heart of hearts, you know whats right. We all come home from a long and hard days work and we log on to Blitz for fun and we see some disturbing pic of some poor chick who wasn't blessed with better assets. All that does is make both of us feel bad, the chick in the pic and me. We're supposed to uplift each other my potential future Blitz brother. WHORE ON!!!!!

Killer-Milk84 wrote:Ernie, you CRAZY DICK, putting words in my mouth...
Relax some.. i was just fucking with him for starters and secondly i've been playing here for years spraying a fkn bear up until a week ago i just introduce 'A' new spray man spray!... so get your shit right for starters.

And no he doesn't feel bad he gets a kick out of peoples reactions... do you read Ernie?????????????

Don't listen to him sostoned. you know i'm right and his wrong

Hell, he says I'm controlling when you fell under his control... i want you to be the disturbing person you are and not feel the need to conform to Ernie's after work day beliefs..

LOL, Milk, you're so fucking HOT when you're mad.

Um, hmmmm. What to say? Oh!

The stoned guy is OK by me. Methinks he would whore out well.

just give em an r , hes cool and im to drunk to say anything witty.

Bert hooked me up with them Ernie.

Killer-Milk84 wrote:Bert hooked me up with them Ernie.

That asshole Bert was supposed to keep our cocaine/ass-rape parties a secret.

Ayo Sostoned! why u so quiet!? haha yeah Stoned is a cool guy, he follows the rulez, a good chat and a chilled laid back guy (Stoned) I admit his sprays are "WTF IS THAT?" kinda thing but isnt really that much of a bother... just a distraction to beat the other team
I give him a thumbs up!

I enjoy killing Sostoned. cool guy to play with, and keeps it fun in the game. I say give him a r and burn him!.

DeUltimaPunisher wrote:

agreed give em a tag :dance:

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