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I have always wanted to be a whore...

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:48 am
by bmh
... but, seeing as how I'm an ugly old fart, no one ever has paid me for my services and I was always the slut instead. Image

Player name: bmh ¦ I die way too f'in much (bmh67wa)

Age: 42ish

What time of the day do you normally play?: Midnight (PST) until I get too messed up and pass out. On my two days off I usually start in the early evening and play till I drop. Been playing here for several months now.

Why you want to join: I originally started playing here because it had the most people playing and the best pings. Being in the back yard of the server helps! After getting a mic and talking I met a lot of cool people. I think you all are, for a bunch of fucking whores, a good group to hang with and would be humbled by being allowed to wear a Blitz tag. I feel that I have contributed to your group by being an easy target and by doing so, helping to increase your individual rankings on the server!

I am also looking forward to making a monetary contribution on my next payday to help keep this thing going as I see that the payment is due soon and it looks as if you need a lot more, and quick (hint - open your wallets too). I am not saying this to bolster my recruitment chances. The donation will be there whether you all accept this app or not. I like it here and want to help make sure it stays going!

Meanwhile, consider this app please!

Re: I have always wanted to be a whore...

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:38 am
by CMDRRABB
Nice post. Use the ol' mic you ol' fart and get to know everyone, obey the rules and as usual I don't see a problem, unless medicare care cuts in.

Re: I have always wanted to be a whore...

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:43 am
by COUGAR_BAIT
Thats fucked up Rabb! LMFAO!!

As he said, the More you use your mic, the more votes you will get!!

What is BHM? old clan?

Re: I have always wanted to be a whore...

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:58 pm
by bmh
Nope. bmh is my initials. I have always been "bmh" something or other ever since I helped Al Gore invent the internet. :lol:

Re: I have always wanted to be a whore...

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:47 pm
by Crazy Bulgarian
Would be a good addition to our clan. Good to go IMO. :handgestures-thumbupright:

Re: I have always wanted to be a whore...

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:37 am
by CMDRRABB
Gonzo you crack me up. Look's who's talking about being an ol'fart. BTW are you still using that "Z1" from Germany's Konrad Zuse? What year was that 1936 or 38? :obscene-buttred:

Re: I have always wanted to be a whore...

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:14 pm
by Mongo
:approved ¦ вlϊтz ® (Add this to the end of you pseudonym)

To do this go to your friends list and open your control panel.



Please Add the following Admins to your friends list DeUltimaPunisher, Tommy2Fingers, Strider Mongo and Schultz. Please send your Steam ID To DeUltimaPunisher so you can be added to the books. Then add the rest of the Blitz members to your friends list so we can be a big bunch of Whores.

Re: I have always wanted to be a whore...

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:56 pm
by bmh
When I try to add Schultz it says that his friends list is full. I can't find Tommy. Has he changed his name?

Do I send my SteamID via Steam? I'm guessing that you can't send a private message to someone who isn't on your list yet because I can't get the button to do anything and am still waiting for DeUltimaPunisher to accept me as a friend.

Re: I have always wanted to be a whore...

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:13 am
by Mongo
you can pm ultimate
Tommy is MIA. He pops in once and a while.
Schultz is a popular guy. he may need to drop people in his friends list that isnt Blitz
I will let him know

Re: I have always wanted to be a whore...

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:29 am
by Frostbite
damn... now I can't just call you a slut. but congrats and welcome! :clap: