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Senior Ranking Recruit: Stealth Albino

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:37 am
by Stealth Albino
This has been a long time coming. Alright, so I'm going to start out with a story (and I don't want to hear any bitching because of bad blood): What really got me coming back to this server was when I was playing on Kalt (my favorite sock map since DoD 1.3), I managed to get in to the enemy house on a couple of occasions (you'll approve of this, Fisty) and melee Oregon Kills. After a few times he exclaims over mic chat "Damn dude, you are a stealth albino". Say what you will about the guy, but between that compliment, the smack talk, and The Big Lebowski themes (primarily the sounds The Jesus would play via HLDJ) that got me hooked on this place. I've been playing Half-Life based games online for well over 10 years and this is the one server I've been coming back to consistently for this long.

I've been playing here... shit, I don't even remember how long it's been. It's got to have been a year and a half by now. I played here for a few months, then decided to finally drop an application, where I was initiated in to recruit status by a bunch of guys, but I recall Ztluhcs and Strider in particular. I know I was recruited at approximately the same time as Zooks, if that gives anyone a better frame of reference for time. Earlier this year I made some pretty drastic changes in life (job, moving, etc.) so I found myself not playing for about 4-5 months. I show up one day without my tag (I figured it'd been so long I didn't want to cause any animosity) but Ztluhcs tells me to put it back on saying "Once a Whore, always a Whore." And so I've been back since.

As of now, pretty much by unanimous decision, I'm the clan's first "Senior Ranking Recruit." I was thinking about keeping this for a while (Just think, a recruit with admin skills: Pub and other recruits won't know what hit them), but then even my self-appointed lawyer, BullDogg, even goes and sets my ass on fire (despite standing up in my defense against Hypra)--I can't blame the guy though since a recruit is a recruit. He agreed to burn me only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, but then freeze me on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Dude's thoughtful as all fuck, I tell ya.

So that being said, despite being a pretty unique Whore on here, I thought I'd drop another application to see what the clan's outlook is on getting me promoted to full-fledged Whore status.

Also, now that I have more free time on my hands, I'm looking forward to making it to some of these meetups you all have been raving about all this time. I'm in the process of recruiting more people to play (total Whore material folks), so hopefully I won't be traveling alone.

Cheers.

Re: Senior Ranking Recruit: Stealth Albino

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:27 pm
by Torched
Don't worry Albino I can fill in the gap and burn you on Tuesdays and Thursdays. :dance: I wouldn't want you to feel left out.

Re: Senior Ranking Recruit: Stealth Albino

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:24 pm
by Mongo
Yeah and I will freeze you once and a while so you don't get too burned out.

I am thinking a little admin but you keep your senior ranking recruit title. LOL

Re: Senior Ranking Recruit: Stealth Albino

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:39 pm
by Stealth Albino
Mongo wrote:I am thinking a little admin but you keep your senior ranking recruit title. LOL
Aww. Aren't you guys thoughtful as all fuck. Haha.

Sweet. Makes me feel like the E-9 of recruits--a senior enlisted manager of sorts. Or maybe just the barracks chief. lol :mrgreen:

Re: Senior Ranking Recruit: Stealth Albino

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 11:37 am
by Sarge
Stealth Albino wrote: He agreed to burn me only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, but then freeze me on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
heh, be glad he was nice enough to give you weekends off! :lol: :lol:

Re: Senior Ranking Recruit: Stealth Albino

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:28 am
by hypra
im hypra; and i approve this message.

Re: Senior Ranking Recruit: Stealth Albino

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:07 am
by Frostbite
hypra wrote:im hypra; and i approve this message.
what message? :?:

Re: Senior Ranking Recruit: Stealth Albino

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:53 pm
by Stealth Albino
Frostbite wrote:
hypra wrote:im hypra; and i approve this message.
what message? :?:

:arrow: I'm guessing the Senior Ranking Recruit idea.

For those that weren't present for the conversation that evening, we were talking in-game last week and he asks me if I ever want to get rid of my recruit tag. We got to discussing how I'm the longest recruit-tag-sporting person in the history of the clan, so I could be the clan's first ranking/admin-inclined member who still sports a recruit tag. :D

Re: Senior Ranking Recruit: Stealth Albino

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:42 pm
by DeUltimaPunisher
Ziiiiiiip, Get to work boy :teasing-whipyellow:

Re: Senior Ranking Recruit: Stealth Albino

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:23 pm
by Stealth Albino
DeUltimaPunisher wrote:Ziiiiiiip, Get to work boy :teasing-whipyellow:
Who is working what? :lol:

Re: Senior Ranking Recruit: Stealth Albino

Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:02 pm
by hypra
you are; working that

Re: Senior Ranking Recruit: Stealth Albino

Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:16 pm
by Stealth Albino
Thanks for being extra vague while I'm drinking. :lol:

Re: Senior Ranking Recruit: Stealth Albino

Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 4:45 pm
by Stealth Albino
/bump
/cough
8-)

Re: Senior Ranking Recruit: Stealth Albino

Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 7:12 pm
by Mongo
Hey dork nob. send me your steam id and email so i can add you to sourcebans already.

Re: Senior Ranking Recruit: Stealth Albino

Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:38 am
by Stealth Albino
Copy.

Re: Senior Ranking Recruit: Stealth Albino

Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 5:41 pm
by Frostbite
and a nice cold beer... it'd be much appreciated